• Me: *Says I don't care about my appearance*
  • Cute person: *Walks by*
  • Me: *Holds in stomach, stands up straight, checks hair*

Just to tell you guys I will be sans Internet for a few weeks.
I’m not dead.
Just minus net :p

(Source: humoristics)

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

(Source: ed-ingle)

(Source: weheartit.com)

annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

(Source: cassieisclose)

(Source: bleaken)

samjoonyuh:

Perspective. 
samjoonyuh:

Perspective. 

samjoonyuh:

Perspective. 

(Source: andrewbelami)

  • *Stranger stops me in street*
  • Stranger: You used to serve me coffee!
  • Me: Erm. Yes! Probably!
  • Stranger: You don't serve me coffee anymore. Not for months. Where have you been?
  • Me: Ah, no. I'm not a waiter anymore.
  • *Stranger calls over friend*
  • Stranger: This is the lad who doesn't serve me coffee anymore.
  • Stranger 2: Oh! really? Why?
  • Stranger 1: He isnt a waiter anymore.
  • Stranger 2: Oh. You'll have to go somewhere else now.
  • Stranger 1: Yeah.
  • Stranger 2: *stares at me*
  • Stranger 1: *stares at me*
  • Me: Okay...gotta run!
  • Stranger 1: Bye
  • Stranger 2: Bye
  • Me: *quick walks away slightly freaked out*
  • Stranger 1: *Watches me go*
  • Stranger 2: *Watches me go*
  • Me: O__O

I am 98% sure the music playing in this cafe is from an old Spyro the Dragon game :D

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

tricksterswings:

spud-buster:

lovethyhippie:

imagine having a tattoo like that

#tattoos in the wizarding world

i would totally get a magic tattoo

(Source: coloursong)